Okay. Now: Imagine it's 2025: Cookbook: Open book, follow steps. New gadget from mult-billion dollar company: showcases on a live demonstration that it's a br

Okay. Now: Imagine it's 2025: Cookbook: Open book, follow steps. New gadget from mult-billion dollar company: showcases on a live demonstration that it's a broken piece of crap that doesn't work. Like, are we forgetting that it didn't work? It sucked at the job! Let's not what-if or have some imaginary "okay, but pretend it's actually good," deal here. It was bad!