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"Why haven't you cured cancer yet?" "We have a vaccine to prevent some very serious cancers." "But it might turn my daughter into a hussy."
by Fomite 1y ago
"Why haven't you cured cancer yet?"
"We have a vaccine to prevent some very serious cancers."
"But it might turn my daughter into a hussy."
- Spivak 1y agoOf course, I for sure held off on having casual unprotected sex with multiple partners as a teenager because I was worried about contracting HPV, but thanks to Gardasil my slut era was legendary and enduring.
- Fomite 1y agoTeenagers are notorious for making decisions based on consequences that are decades away from manifesting.
- Spivak 1y agoI can't tell if you think what I said was serious, I tried to hard to convey the /s.
- fknorangesite 1y agoDon't worry; it was very obvious.
- tialaramex 1y agoAlso, forget "She might die of cancer" just exactly how bad is it if your daughter is a whore ? What else are we ruling out, independent business owner, politician ? What happened to "I just want my children to be happy" ?
- Fomite 1y agoI always thought "Cervical cancer is a just punishment for my daughter's mistakes" (leaving aside if it is a mistake) was horrific.
- 8note 1y ago"you never want grandchildren?"