The conspiracy theories I have heard: - Gargamel is a priest, the smurfs are prosecuted by the church - Papa smurf wears red and has a beard because of ideolo

The conspiracy theories I have heard: - Gargamel is a priest, the smurfs are prosecuted by the church - Papa smurf wears red and has a beard because of ideological reasons, the smurfs political and economic system resembles communism - Smurfs represent the seven deadly sins/seven capital vices Lust: Enamored smurf Gluttony: Baker smurf Avarice: Greedy smurf Sloth: Lazy smurf Wrath: Grouchy smurf Envy: Brainy smurf Pride: Vanity smurf