Truly terrible. Naw, just truly obligatory. Remember when we were all reading a whole bunch of similarly insipid diatribes about how yes admittedly this new i

Truly terrible. Naw, just truly obligatory. Remember when we were all reading a whole bunch of similarly insipid diatribes about how yes admittedly this new iPhone has X, Y, Z new things that are really pretty cool but it's still a total disappointment and doomed to be a failure because they didn't name it the right thing? I think maybe there's just something in every tech columnist's contract mandating them to go a bit silly for a week every time Apple releases a new handset.