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Impossible to tell if this is satire

• hedora 1y ago
  Repeat until true: No metal has been stolen due to inflated pricing, job creation and factory construction are at all time highs, and downtown Chicago is a mixture of killing fields and charnel pits.
  • DaSHacka 1y ago
    Most of these are already true, though.
    • hedora 1y ago
      Spoiler alert: They’re all verifiably false with a quick internet search. Be sure to check primary sources, and not opinion pieces on “entertainment” networks like Fox News or Newsmax.
• greesil 1y ago
  You could just ask :) Nobody can take a fascism joke these days. For some reason.