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Maybe he can throw up some more sig heils and tank their sales another 50%.
by more_corn 1y ago
Maybe he can throw up some more sig heils and tank their sales another 50%.
- burnt-resistor 1y agoI was going to say he'll get DOGE to make every War Department, Department of Information Retrieval, and the Department of Not Health buy 20k unnecessary EVs ever month but then I remembered he's not on good terms with Dear Leader. Maybe he'll expand into healthcare, insurance, credit, and/or real-estate to concoct numbers to appease the market gods.