The real master plan: Keep making regular announcements to convince fanboys to keep the stock price high. Announcements include: outlandish promises, staged de

The real master plan: Keep making regular announcements to convince fanboys to keep the stock price high. Announcements include: outlandish promises, staged demos, "master plans", and Robotaxi "launches" involving employees sitting in the passenger seat. Don't forget to suppress negative articles if your FSD causes crashes, deaths, and near accidents.