My magic potion will make you much faster. It will also make you crap your pants all the time. But don’t worry I have a magic charm that I can sell that will ch

My magic potion will make you much faster. It will also make you crap your pants all the time. But don’t worry I have a magic charm that I can sell that will change colors to alert you that you’ve shat yourself, and since you’re faster you can probably change your pants before anyone important notices.