Apple should just hire Will Ferrell and/or Danny McBride to do the keynotes. "We didn't just make a new dock connector, we went the extra mile and gave it a ra

Apple should just hire Will Ferrell and/or Danny McBride to do the keynotes. "We didn't just make a new dock connector, we went the extra mile and gave it a rad name. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Lightning. It's made with bits of real cheetah, so you know it's fast."