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“Jesus and his disciples were all in one Accord”
by titanomachy 1y ago
“Jesus and his disciples were all in one Accord”
- LorenDB 1y agoAnd don't forget that Moses received the Ten Commandments on tablets, although it doesn't say whether he used iPads or something running Android.
- schoen 1y agoIt's rumored that God was wary of humans having apple products.
- user_7832 1y agoPerhaps because of the temptations of walled gardens?
- mrbombastic 1y agoTheir icon is also an apple with bite out of it, if they wanted to be the prefered OS of the divine they should have chosen better.
- sho_hn 1y agoAnd that Revelation 5/6 contain the original doomscroll.
- BobbyTables2 1y agoI thought it was warning of poorly chosen file permissions (0666) and the evils of “simulation” —- the evils of userns namespaces and VMware!!!
- tom_ 1y agoI gave up tablets and pills of all kinds a long time ago now, but, at the time, if god himself had popped up to tell me something, it wouldn't have been a huge surprise.
- inopinatus 1y agoCome for tea, my people.
- amarant 1y agoGood product placement, but either the numbers of his disciples has been greatly exaggerated, or that was one very cramped Honda! Was jesus secretly a clown?
- danielheath 1y agoSure, but he wasn't proud of it: "For I do not speak of my own Accord"
- kps 1y agoAnd Jesus spake unto his disciples, “Next time I'm getting a Camry.”
- throw0101d 1y agoGiven there were 1+12 of them, you'd think they'd use an Odyssey.