This reminds me about http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/08/the-morning-mail-is-my-enemy.html http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/08/the-morning-mail-is-my-... --

This reminds me about http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/08/the-morning-mail-is-my-enemy.html http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/08/the-morning-mail-is-my-... -- where E.B. White sends back an aggressive letter to a kid's piece of fan mail (The kid questions why he hasn't written another book, he claims that he could write another book if only he didn't receive as much fan mail). What I'm getting at is that your current idea has more applications other than a simple VC pitch -- but expanding it to celebrity's sounds more like a Mickey Mouse Fan club subscription than email.