There’s a similar joke about Russians: A genie says to a Russian, “I will grant you one wish.” The Russian says, “I want a million dollars.” The genie says,

There’s a similar joke about Russians: A genie says to a Russian, “I will grant you one wish.” The Russian says, “I want a million dollars.” The genie says, “… but whatever I give you, I will give your neighbor two of.” The Russian responds, “Well in that case, I want a poke in the eye!”