Reminds me of an old meme: My wife asked me why I carry a pistol everywhere. I told her, "Decepticons!" I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the

Reminds me of an old meme: My wife asked me why I carry a pistol everywhere. I told her, "Decepticons!" I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.