Just FYI, this is already half-true: "With PostgreSQL 9.2, query results can be returned as JSON data types." It also supports the PL/V8 stored procedure form

Just FYI, this is already half-true: "With PostgreSQL 9.2, query results can be returned as JSON data types." It also supports the PL/V8 stored procedure format, which is Javascript http://code.google.com/p/plv8js/wiki/PLV8 http://code.google.com/p/plv8js/wiki/PLV8 It's very, very close.