I mean, to be fair, you didn't ask it to be interesting ;P. There once was a dog from Antares, Whose bark sparked debates and long queries. Though

I mean, to be fair, you didn't ask it to be interesting ;P. There once was a dog from Antares, Whose bark sparked debates and long queries. Though Hacker News rated, Furyofantares stated: "It's barely intriguing—just barely." > Write a limerick about a dog that furyofantares--a user on Hacker News, pronounced "fury of anteres", referring to the star--would find "interesting" (they are quite difficult to please).