Ah you poor naive soul. That's not the American way. Our services are both expensive and slow. You see, it's about freedom! We are the Most Free (lol, sorry) a

Ah you poor naive soul. That's not the American way. Our services are both expensive and slow. You see, it's about freedom! We are the Most Free (lol, sorry) and therefore corporations are free to be bad in both ways simultaneously. :D