"and busloads full of sweatshop textile workers." Wait... you're complaining that you have to share the bus with other people who can't afford a car? Perhaps

"and busloads full of sweatshop textile workers." Wait... you're complaining that you have to share the bus with other people who can't afford a car? Perhaps you'd prefer two separate systems, so we can reserve one for those who are just too cool to use cars? :/