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“ Underjord is an artisanal consultancy …” If they don’t weave Erlang threads by hand I’m going to be mildly disappointed.

• bevr1337 1y ago
  All process messages written in beautiful calligraphy.
  • hinkley 1y ago
    All constants are haiku.
    • thechao 1y ago
      Hand computed in the finest morning rays by monks in the Dolomites.
• temp0826 1y ago
  Single origin, farm-to-bytecode processes with our signature rustic garbage collection and heirloom fault tolerance...
  • antonvs 1y ago
    > heirloom fault tolerance... In other words, nepobaby fault tolerance
• lawik 1y ago
  The advice in every consultation is either mouth-spoken or finger-written by a 100% organic (but not currently certified) entity.