Customer: This small coffee is too big. I just can't slug that much head fuel right now, man. Do something for me! Barista: OK, let me fix that for you. (Bari

Customer: This small coffee is too big. I just can't slug that much head fuel right now, man. Do something for me! Barista: OK, let me fix that for you. (Barista pours out half of the coffee and hands the cup back) Customer: Dude, you have blown my mind. This event will change the ways in businesses will operate in the 21st century. Steve Jobs gets it and you fucking get it, man! You get it! Barista: Yes, Steve Jobs, that's me, thanks. You need anything else? Customer: I'm going to be right over there watching you and blogging the shit out of this monemental moment. Barista: Yeah, yeah, I know you're here like 8 hours every day doing that. OK, anything else I can get you? Customer: What is your SECRET?!!! Jobs. Steve Barista Jobs. That's you ... I am learning from you. Barista: I'm thinking of calling the cops actually.