To answer your serious questions, gRPC is actually not a bad choice if you are making at the beginning of your project. Migrating over to it is going to be a ch

To answer your serious questions, gRPC is actually not a bad choice if you are making at the beginning of your project. Migrating over to it is going to be a challenge if you were using something else because it's pretty opinionated but if you have a clean sheet that's what I would use. Cap-n-Proto or Thrift are also probably good choices. These are all solid RPC frameworks that give you everything you need for that out of the box at the expense of more complicated builds.