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How else can you make stonks go up perpetually?

• eddythompson80 1y ago
  Weren’t some people, unironically, expecting AgI announcement for GPT-5. Like I have heard a water cooler (well, coffee machine) conversation about how OpenAI master plan is to release GPT-5 and invoke the AGI clause in their contract with Microsoft. I was shaking my head so hard,
  • JBiserkov 1y ago
    They are both using the "capitalist" definition of AGI, that is "an AI system that can generate at least $100 billion in profits". I think it's short for "A Gazillion Idiots"... https://gizmodo.com/leaked-documents-show-openai-has-a-very-clear-definition-of-agi-2000543339 https://gizmodo.com/leaked-documents-show-openai-has-a-very-...
    • AIPedant 1y ago
      It is actually incredible how they managed to find an even more unscientific definition than "can perform a majority of economically useful tasks." At least that definition requires a little thought to recognize it has problems[1]. $100bn in profits is just cartoonishly dumb, like you asked a high schooler to come up with a definition. [1] If a computer can perform the task its economic usefulness drops to near zero, and new economically useful tasks which computers can't do will take its place.