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Drone-based school security with flash bangs, pepper spray and physical dive-bombing of the attacker is already the plan: https://www.campusguardianangel.com/ h

Drone-based school security with flash bangs, pepper spray and physical dive-bombing of the attacker is already the plan: https://www.campusguardianangel.com/ https://www.campusguardianangel.com/ Just add a student compliance add-on subscription.

meindnoch 1y ago
This is satire, right?
- 3D30497420 1y ago
  Looks pretty real: • https://www.linkedin.com/company/mithril-defense/people/ https://www.linkedin.com/company/mithril-defense/people/ • https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/company-says-high-tech-drone-system-could-make-schools-safer-243909701885 https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/company-says-high... Why solve the root problem when it can instead be made into a business opportunity?
  - grues-dinner 1y ago
    I foresee lots of up-sells: * Class monitoring when no teacher present - optional collusion analysis * Conduct enforcement in corridors - optional RFID speed ticketing to prevent running in the hallways! * Playground overwatch - optional score keeping for licensed games such as Hopscotch [TM]. * Perimeter monitoring for truants, contraband trading and drug dealing * Toilet break escorting (optionally at a discreet distance) * Per-student tracking and ensemble fraternisation analysis, optional social media and online profile correlation, and real-time alerting of parental accounts on contact with other students in parent- or community-provided watchlists or handy pre-set demographic groups. * Student mood, wellness and attitude monitoring based on body language and speech patterns. Referral to preferred behavioral therapeutic partner providers at a discount! With facial recognition you can even send warnings and punishments directly to the student and parental phones via the CGA App and apply demerits to their account automatically. Link a lunch payment account for automatic profanity penalties!
OgsyedIE 1y ago
So how do they get through closed doors?
- grues-dinner 1y ago
  > The drones can also fly through windows, using a front lance to break through. https://www.campusguardianangel.com/faq https://www.campusguardianangel.com/faq I would say you couldn't make it up, but you could. You'd just be called a bad writer with unsubtle and derivative ideas.
  - m4rtink 1y ago
    Yeah, you can use 2 drones - first one removes the cover/doors, second one enters the previously enclosed area. Just make sure the second drone does not cut the fiber optics cable trailed by the first drone by accident.
    - grues-dinner 1y ago
      Even then, Slaughterbots did it first: https://youtu.be/9fa9lVwHHqg?t=129 https://youtu.be/9fa9lVwHHqg?t=129 And you probably don't need fiber optic, because you're operating in "owned space" - the drones sit on charging platforms until needed. You can have, say, additional access points embedded in the walls and ceilings (for a price, but it's children's safety, so who are we to say base station rental is worth more that little Timmy not getting a 5.56 in the back in a signal blackspot!?)

meindnoch 1y ago

This is satire, right?

3D30497420 1y ago
Looks pretty real: • https://www.linkedin.com/company/mithril-defense/people/ https://www.linkedin.com/company/mithril-defense/people/ • https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/company-says-high-tech-drone-system-could-make-schools-safer-243909701885 https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/company-says-high... Why solve the root problem when it can instead be made into a business opportunity?
- grues-dinner 1y ago
  I foresee lots of up-sells: * Class monitoring when no teacher present - optional collusion analysis * Conduct enforcement in corridors - optional RFID speed ticketing to prevent running in the hallways! * Playground overwatch - optional score keeping for licensed games such as Hopscotch [TM]. * Perimeter monitoring for truants, contraband trading and drug dealing * Toilet break escorting (optionally at a discreet distance) * Per-student tracking and ensemble fraternisation analysis, optional social media and online profile correlation, and real-time alerting of parental accounts on contact with other students in parent- or community-provided watchlists or handy pre-set demographic groups. * Student mood, wellness and attitude monitoring based on body language and speech patterns. Referral to preferred behavioral therapeutic partner providers at a discount! With facial recognition you can even send warnings and punishments directly to the student and parental phones via the CGA App and apply demerits to their account automatically. Link a lunch payment account for automatic profanity penalties!

OgsyedIE 1y ago

So how do they get through closed doors?

grues-dinner 1y ago
> The drones can also fly through windows, using a front lance to break through. https://www.campusguardianangel.com/faq https://www.campusguardianangel.com/faq I would say you couldn't make it up, but you could. You'd just be called a bad writer with unsubtle and derivative ideas.
- m4rtink 1y ago
  Yeah, you can use 2 drones - first one removes the cover/doors, second one enters the previously enclosed area. Just make sure the second drone does not cut the fiber optics cable trailed by the first drone by accident.
  - grues-dinner 1y ago
    Even then, Slaughterbots did it first: https://youtu.be/9fa9lVwHHqg?t=129 https://youtu.be/9fa9lVwHHqg?t=129 And you probably don't need fiber optic, because you're operating in "owned space" - the drones sit on charging platforms until needed. You can have, say, additional access points embedded in the walls and ceilings (for a price, but it's children's safety, so who are we to say base station rental is worth more that little Timmy not getting a 5.56 in the back in a signal blackspot!?)