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Presenter: "With a million dollars, you can own a nice home." Presenter: "With two million dollars, you can own two nice homes." Presenter: "With three mil--"

by neilv 1y ago

Presenter: "With a million dollars, you can own a nice home." Presenter: "With two million dollars, you can own two nice homes." Presenter: "With three mil--" Audience: "Wait, who owns two nice homes, when so many people don't have any? Why is that even legal?" Presenter: "Please, no interruptions; I have a lot more counting to do."

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mikewarot 1y ago
In my neighborhood a million dollars would have a nice home, and 3 rental properties, for a total of 4 homes.
- loloquwowndueo 1y ago
  Four houses. You have one home. The rest are just houses.
  - toast0 1y ago
    Do people live in them? Then they're homes.
    - loloquwowndueo 1y ago
      To them not to you.
jiggawatts 1y ago
In Australia, a million dollars (US or AUD, doesn't matter) is a deposit on a nice home. My former boss just sold his business and become a multi-millionaire. He'll have to go back into the workforce to be able to afford a decent -- but not palatial -- home in a nice suburb.
TacticalCoder 1y ago
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