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What is Java then?

• baggachipz 1y ago
  A Toyota Corolla where you have to import 1000 parts with hideously long names in order to get it running every day.
  • dionian 1y ago
    even back when i didnt do scala, i used an IDE to fully automate this. By far the least annoying part of the system.
    • willismichael 1y ago
      Do tell, what were the more annoying parts of the system?
• timw4mail 1y ago
  A John Deere tractor used by mega farms.
• mmcromp 1y ago
  A Soviet moving castle made from Volkswagen Beetles e: (my only real experience with java is spring boot)
• briffid 1y ago
  Just look at the Java installer: What is Java? Java is everywhere!
• DonHopkins 1y ago
  Java is a DSL for taking large XML files and converting them to stack traces.