Private Equity is basically buying a rusted-out car for $500, painting over the rust, using it for rideshares until the wheels fall off, then pushing it into th

Private Equity is basically buying a rusted-out car for $500, painting over the rust, using it for rideshares until the wheels fall off, then pushing it into the ocean. Then you use your profits to buy another rusted car. Except the car is a local coffee chain.