Telling you a joke that's very popular in China, we call it a 'Soviet Joke'. --- American: "Why did you come to America?" Soviet: "I came to learn your brainwas

Telling you a joke that's very popular in China, we call it a 'Soviet Joke'. --- American: "Why did you come to America?" Soviet: "I came to learn your brainwashing techniques." American: "Nonsense! We're a free and democratic country—no brainwashing here!" Soviet: "Exactly! That's precisely what I want to learn!"