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Could someone update the Evil Overlord List? Peacocks are for-sure cheaper to keep than sharks, and we all know about prioritizing useful expenditures over int
by bell-cot 1y ago
Could someone update the Evil Overlord List? Peacocks are for-sure cheaper to keep than sharks, and we all know about prioritizing useful expenditures over intimidating decor.
- ge96 1y agoTurns out it wasn't a mating display, it was a heat ray
- Terr_ 1y ago"You may have noticed my garden contains many... intoxicating flowers, Mr. Bond. However your downfall—which you cannot smell—comes from the Peacock Aggression Pheromones, which are being released as we speak."
- toast0 1y agoPeacocks are intimidating regardless of the coherence of their light emissions. I would think twice before crossing someone who had roaming peacocks defending their Evil Lair.