Reminds me of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment "Each droplet forms and falls over a per

Reminds me of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment "Each droplet forms and falls over a period of about a decade." "it is expected there is enough pitch in the funnel to allow it to continue for at least another hundred years" I guess with enough pitch you an make a millennium-scale "water" (liquid) clock?