This reminds me of a coworker that was writing a program for some late 80's based DSP accelerator. He tried compiling the thing and nothing happened for a few m

This reminds me of a coworker that was writing a program for some late 80's based DSP accelerator. He tried compiling the thing and nothing happened for a few minutes and then it printed out 'too many errors'. When he went to edit his program it had been deleted. So he rewrote it and tried compiling it again and found the compiler had deleted itself too. I like the idea of a program that takes increasingly dire steps to prevent you from compiling it each time you try.