"What would your reaction be if this theory, rather shockingly, abandons the familiar 4-dimensional spacetime structure of General Relativity, and instead deriv

"What would your reaction be if this theory, rather shockingly, abandons the familiar 4-dimensional spacetime structure of General Relativity, and instead derives all phenomena of special and general relativity from one extremely simple, elegant, and almost unbelievable equation?" I'd assume it was LLM-generated slop, TBH