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Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.

• metadaemon 1y ago
  Did you mean a better world than Keith?
  • EvanAnderson 1y ago
    Presumably Keith will outlast your children.
  • elwell 1y ago
    /whoosh/
    • racl101 1y ago
      yup
• FireBeyond 1y ago
  Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.
  • bitwize 1y ago
    Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.
  • EvanAnderson 1y ago
    I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.