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Shovel-as-a-Service* [*] Also known as "tool hire" and has been around since the dawn of mankind

• eddythompson80 1y ago
  I package shovel-industry futures into financial instruments and sell them to speculators.
  • Imustaskforhelp 1y ago
    and I create a cryptocurrency whose name is shovel but has nothing to do with the shovel but its just for the hype.
    • baxtr 1y ago
      I think we have a winner…
      • Imustaskforhelp 1y ago
        I replied after a looong time but yeah it had made my day lol. thanks.
    • monocultured 1y ago
      May I offer you an animated shovel NFT that will cement you as an early trailblazing thoughtleader in the earth-moving space?
      • Imustaskforhelp 1y ago
        Wow, congrats you beat me, Let me crown ya as the new winner then I guess. I didn't even think of NFT oh my god, that was how scammy most nft's are. Seriously Congrats lol
  • skeeter2020 1y ago
    I strip out the sharp-bladed, fiberglass handled ones and sell them individually, then combine the leftovers with other shitty shovels and sell them as sets of top quality, grade-A dirt moving implements.
• 486sx33 1y ago
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