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My email address is my full name. It’s not a common one, there are four of us that I can discover online. My Floridian namesake has a troubled existence - I ge
by madaxe_again 1y ago
My email address is my full name. It’s not a common one, there are four of us that I can discover online.
My Floridian namesake has a troubled existence - I get emails from debt collectors, the police, court summons, and his employer, an HVAC company.
He also likes Dolly Parton and crystal meth, and goes to rennaisance fayres.
My namesake from BC likes to go to nightclubs and Costco, and is very busy on the gay dating scheme.
I find it sweet they like to keep me in the loop.
- bogrollben 1y agoAs a movie, this would do well at the Cannes Film Festival.
- IAmBroom 1y ago"When one of them [played by George Clooney] inherits a derelict amusement park, which turns out to include an active marijuana field, hilarity ensues."
- 747fulloftapes 1y agoI, too, have the full name email address and I, too, have received mail for others with the same name. I've long since stopped acting on any emails except for extraordinary situations. I don't understand why people react so negatively to news they've made a mistake as if it's my fault they're using the wrong address. But, yeah, one of my namesakes has a boyfriend who still hasn't realized the photos of antiques and his penis aren't reaching my namesake. Another has a son attending a British school in Hong Kong who is somehow earning poor marks in Mathematics /and/ Physical Education. I'm worried for a third that still hasn't finished his required food safety and hygiene courses. I believe a fourth is an Irish landlord with an increasingly frustrated tenant - who appears to be emailing both my namesake and me every time. Recently, it's been issues with her kitchen sink plumbing.