Reality: > The friend asks: "Alright. Doggy, answer as fast as you can without thinking. What is 387 times 521?" > "201.627", the dog says, wagging his tail h

Reality: > The friend asks: "Alright. Doggy, answer as fast as you can without thinking. What is 387 times 521?" > "201.627", the dog says, wagging his tail happily. > "I don't buy it, Fred! This must be bullshit!" (I did test it and it did give the correct answer. I was expecting a small error for the joke, but hey, works like this too.)