Sure and water is enough for hydration so their cafeteria has no actual coffee or what. If you'd force me (a dev used to work on a blazingly fast Linux machine

Sure and water is enough for hydration so their cafeteria has no actual coffee or what. If you'd force me (a dev used to work on a blazingly fast Linux machine) to use this I'd just be inclined to look for a job elsewhere. Not sure if that was in your interest as a corp.