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I get in around 9:30 and usually zone out for an hour in front of my computer, but it looks like I'm working. I then zone out for another hour after lunch too.

by Allocator2008 18y ago

I get in around 9:30 and usually zone out for an hour in front of my computer, but it looks like I'm working. I then zone out for another hour after lunch too. In fact, in a given day, I'd say I do fifteen minutes, of real, actual work.

mhartl 18y ago
I believe you have my stapler.
PStamatiou 18y ago
Would you bear with me for just a second, please? What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?
- IsaacSchlueter 18y ago
  (psst: Paul, I think he's referring to Office Space.)
  - doogle 18y ago
    ....yeah, that's where both quotes are from....
  - zain 18y ago
    So is Paul ;)
  - Xichekolas 18y ago
    (psst: whoosh!)
  - IsaacSchlueter 18y ago
    I fail it. It is Office Space.
jjs 18y ago
"In a given week" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes#qt0386869 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes#qt0386869