Most of the time, folks on IRC made this sound way harder than it actually was (my mistake!). That threw me off as I started premature optimizations with thread

Most of the time, folks on IRC made this sound way harder than it actually was (my mistake!). That threw me off as I started premature optimizations with threads, pipelining and multiple async webhooks. Spent a lot of time there, and eventually I couldn't get it working on the production machine. Then I just wrote the 'naive' solution and that just worked fine.