Comment drunk, revise never! https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/09/21/write-drunk/ https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/09/21/write-drunk/ Looks like it was Pet

Comment drunk, revise never! https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/09/21/write-drunk/ https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/09/21/write-drunk/ Looks like it was Peter de Vries, but the hallmark of a good quip is shambolic attribution.