I refer to my solar panels as nuclear power, just to mess with people: I use a gravitationally-confined fusion reactor, and pull power out of it by allowing th

I refer to my solar panels as nuclear power, just to mess with people: I use a gravitationally-confined fusion reactor, and pull power out of it by allowing the radiation to excite unbound electron-hole pairs in a semiconductor substrate. It's dangerous; even miles away from the reactor itself I can't expose myself to the radiation for too long or I get a painful skin reaction, and that might lead to cancer someday, but hey, it's cheap and quiet and I don't pay for the nuclear fuel!