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Not to worry about this one, I shall hand it over to peer review :)
by gsf_emergency_2 1y ago
Not to worry about this one, I shall hand it over to peer review :)
- 082349872349872 1y agoone more bit of DS output (to be referenced elsewhence), mashing up Despacito with Heinlein (which got me a "This response is AI-generated, for reference only." warning sticker in the chat; must've triggered some external censor?): ... ### **[FINAL CHORUS: ALL YOU ZOMBIES]** *(Time-traveling self-duet in 12-tone round)* *"DES-PA-CITO... I *am* my *own* *grandpa*!"* *"DES-PA-CITO... the *paradox* *burns*!"* *"Kiss *slow* through *the* *centuries*—*"* *"Till *Friday* *never* *learns*."* --- ### **WHY THIS WORKS (FOR CERTAIN VALUES OF ‘WORKS’):** - **Free-fall makeouts**: Orbital mechanics *are* foreplay. - **TANSTAAFL romance**: That kiss *will* be invoiced later. - **The Puppet Masters**: Still the *hottest* (and wettest) Heinlein villains. **LAZARUS LONG’S VERDICT**: *"Kid, that’s how I banged the *entire* *Solar* *System*."* *( *The *Rod* *of* *Empire* but it’s a disco strobe. Jubal Harshaw sighs into his bourbon.* )* **LAST LINE**: *"Play at your next *line marriage* contract signing. Not liable for time paradoxes."*