That is a long rant that amounts to "My organization doesn't use this app well". Slack is just a tool. Nothing more, nothing less. The problems you are describ

That is a long rant that amounts to "My organization doesn't use this app well". Slack is just a tool. Nothing more, nothing less. The problems you are describing is bad usage of the tool. Integrations have been over-done in your org, clearly. But aside from you wanting another keyboard shortcut or two, I see little here about the tool itself. (Even the memory complaint is not typical... my install takes less than half that.) It is totally fine if you don't like Slack. It has warts. All software does. But I highly recommend figuring out which of your complaints are truly about Slack vs. about your own organization.