Heh, McDonald's Caesar salad. I ordered it, and the cashierist asked, "What kind of dressing would you like with your Caesar's?" After she clarified that I cou

Heh, McDonald's Caesar salad. I ordered it, and the cashierist asked, "What kind of dressing would you like with your Caesar's?" After she clarified that I could be /any/ dressing, I asked what made it a "Caesar salad". She cheerfully replied, "The Romain lettuce."