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There's no SLA for Harry Styles porn. Run the migration, lock the table for two days and redo the same in 13 years when you get to 4 billion bookmarks.
by ohdeargodno 1y ago
There's no SLA for Harry Styles porn. Run the migration, lock the table for two days and redo the same in 13 years when you get to 4 billion bookmarks.
- kijin 1y agoIn 13 years, the Unix timestamp will probably be a much bigger problem.
- camel-cdr 1y ago> There's no SLA for Harry Styles porn But what about my good night's sleep? How can I go to bed without reading about my favorite blorbos?
- ohdeargodno 1y agoReal ones use bookmarks to find them ag- ah, shit. Real ones back them up in a single .txt file
- rsynnott 1y agoI mean I’d assume they went for a 64bit integer. In a few million years, people who are into weird porn about whatever the temporally local equivalent of Harry Styles is (probably some sort of robot) will once again be mildly inconvenienced.