A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem? Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, so if you have 1 astro

A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem? Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.