Considering the following actual headlines by The Onion, I think that's less clear who's who these days: "Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Cons

Considering the following actual headlines by The Onion, I think that's less clear who's who these days: "Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be" (https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/ https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he...) "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" (https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1848971668/ https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation...)