Choose one month in the calendar to abstain from all alcohol, every year. If you can do it, I think you are not an alcoholic. If you can't do it, you are. One

Choose one month in the calendar to abstain from all alcohol, every year. If you can do it, I think you are not an alcoholic. If you can't do it, you are. One month is long enough time so that if you are addicted, it will feel like forever. One month a year still leave you more than 90% days to enjoy a nice drink.