I read the first few paragraphs but when I saw the size of my scrollbar, I decided the author is putting way too much thought and effort into owning a VC-funded

I read the first few paragraphs but when I saw the size of my scrollbar, I decided the author is putting way too much thought and effort into owning a VC-funded tech CEO playing the game you play when you're running a a VC-funded tech company. "Our product is the second coming of Christ and if you give me money now you'll 100000x your investment!" is the correct answer to all questions when you're in that position. I'm not saying it's admirable, but it's what you do to keep money coming in for the time being. It's not that deep.