You don't need to tell me, I've read enough "bash" written by people who "know bash" in the wild to know that my house lights running on bash is (worryingly) pr

You don't need to tell me, I've read enough "bash" written by people who "know bash" in the wild to know that my house lights running on bash is (worryingly) probably some of the most sensible and least fragile use of bash on the planet.