I've tended to calling him Smaug. It's a fitting name in that the roots of Apple's success were software development (the "dwarves"), and for a long time develo

I've tended to calling him Smaug. It's a fitting name in that the roots of Apple's success were software development (the "dwarves"), and for a long time developers had a great standing (internally and externally). But then Tim "Smaug" Cook took over the Iron Mountain of Apple (the hoards of Gold). And boy does Tim like money. And anyone who dares wanting any of his money are thieves. Hence software developers are thieves for wanting to maybe pay a bit less than 30%.