Article is unreadable. The auther is trying to be funny and clever but it just ends up being a slog. Im like 4 paragraphs in and still have no idea what Hims d

Article is unreadable. The auther is trying to be funny and clever but it just ends up being a slog. Im like 4 paragraphs in and still have no idea what Hims did wrong at all. Just present the information...